A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.
Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"
by Makesfunofpeople July 31, 2021
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A restaurant that has an old wizard guarding the entrance demanding your email address so he can proceed to spam fuck your email 27 ft in the ground.
Person1: hey look its Logans roadhouse, I could go for a steak right about now
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
Wizard: SO LOOKIN TO ENTER THE LAND OF LOGAN AYYY?
Person1: uhhhh yeah I am.
Wizard: OOOO IVE SEEN MANY PEOPLE ENTER AND NONE HAVE RETURNED, NOW I WILL REQUIRE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS SO I CAN RAW DOG IT LATER.
Person1:(is aroused)
by Idiotcowboy69 October 20, 2021
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girl1:omg did you hear girl3broke up with logan?
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
girl2:oh shit
girl3:no actually i broke up with him
logan:kicks her in the face*
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