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Logan

A typical Logan, in the experience of the writer, has the intelligence of a sea cucumber that has been set out to dry, for two weeks. He thinks he is hot shit. This is incorrect. He believes that doing drugs is a personality trait, when really it merely makes the troglodyte appear ever more dense than usual.

Logan: Whilst walking, attempting to boast, "Yo guys I just got a girlfriend again!"
Person: "You going to cheat on this one too, wench?"

by Makesfunofpeople July 31, 2021