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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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Jacob Short

The most caring and loving boy you will ever meet. He's so sweet and tries his absolute hardest to make you feel wanted. He's truly such a pure genuine soul and always loves to help people that he cares about.
'Person 1: "OMG! Do you see Jacob Short over there?!? He's so caring and kind."
Person 2: "Oh yes, Jacob Short, such a sweet boy!"
by purplegirl11111 August 23, 2019
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jacob

teacher: what is 1+1
jacob: 2
by YA BOI JacobyYT August 28, 2019
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Jacob

Usually the small kid, usually multiple in one class and sometimes in one friend group usally good at basketball.
Person 1: You know Jacob?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: The small one
Person 2: There both small!
Person 1: oh yeah 🙃
by Oscar Oscar Commins August 28, 2019
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Jacob

A handsome guy a sexy person to be with and a amazing boyfriend and loving and the best lover you can have
by Utnjj September 5, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.
Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob
by sexgod jacob September 10, 2019
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Jacob

The man whoriest man whore who ever man whored
Jacob is one real man whore alright
by Laneybears September 17, 2019
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