Jizz Jennifer

A person who likes to be the center of a nasty bukkake party, usually the totally out-of-her mind porno star with big lips and fake boobs.

She was taking all that jizz in her face like a good jizz Jennifer.

by Brittle Ninja February 27, 2022

Jizz whiz

That syrupy piss you take right after ejaculating.

Man, I just took a jizz whiz after pounding my lady.

by DJ Spigga 4 Lyfe July 9, 2012

Jizz hut

A jizz hut was invented by the leadsinger in the band by the same name, a jizz hut is also known to be a man made hut where elder men jizz in each others hands and smer thier faces with the semen as part of a retual for strong genitals, in holland jizz huts can be found on the red light district where you pay to extract your “jizz” into a cup supervised by a nurce, a hot nurce i might add.

Hey joe did you go to that jizz hut last week me and sven really liked it

Jizz hut a place to donate semen

Jizz hut an antient tradition of strong genetials

Hey did you see the pictures i took of my new jizz hut ? Now i’m sure to gain the respect of my peers.

Jizz = semen, hut = house.

by Jizz hut the band May 18, 2018

Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024

Jizz bin

A really skanky hoe; someone promiscuous.

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »

by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018

Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019