The Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity is a financial situation where you receive your stimulus check, your unemployment with pandemic assistance thrown in and your child support.

Me: Girl - we have to purse shopping today. I think I want a Michael Kors purse.
Them: How can you afford that? You're out of work!
Me: My unemployment, stimulus check and child support all hit today!
Them: Holy crap - that The Holy Trinity!

by Siouxsie Supertramp March 14, 2021

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Holy Trinity

When you have a threesome with a father and a son ---> making you the holy spirit. ;)

other definiton: gooch, balls, cock

definition 1: Forgive me Father for I have sinned ... Last night Eric, his father, and I did the HOLY Trinity.

definition 2: Eric came so fast, the holy trinity works so well.

by Jensenfuckingackles October 3, 2022

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The Holy Trinity is the Three Greatest teachers ever. All know how to teach math they are the Holy Trinity we look up to. They will guide you on the journey of life they are here for us they will forever be there for us.

Billy"She Is A Great Teacher"
John"She Teaches Like Someone From The Holy Trinity"

by YusifMyG July 8, 2019

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holy pee

God's pee.

Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.

by Infev February 17, 2024

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Holy Ghosted

The act of getting "ghost" for not believing in god

My girlfriend holy ghosted me

by sdfern1 August 6, 2023

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Holy Gramollie

An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"

Holy Gramollie! This coleslaw is amazing!

by Dr. Bargus April 23, 2025

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