revolving door

1: A death trap for people with skis.

2: Something not to let little children play in.

3: Something zombies hate, due to the reason that, while one pushes on the right side, another pushes on the left.

1: "Mommy! Look at me!"
"Tommy, no!"

2: "Billy got stuck in the revolving door."

3: "Urrhh!" - zombie 1
"Raaghhh!" - zombie 2

by Orphans January 11, 2005

Door Knocker

An act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. The assailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient's jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.

Did you see Jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? That was insane!

by dtobicoke August 22, 2011

dooraginmyface

a saying when theres some whack dude in your face aka grill

look at this dooraginmyface

by larry mkay October 11, 2007

door knob licker

a person who completely ignores the social-distancing instructions.
the term refers to how licking doorknobs could get you the covid-19 virus

did you hear that the nba was shut down?
yeah that door knob licker decided to touch all the microphones, than discovered he had corona

by spoopy cat boi October 26, 2020

invisible door

When banging a MILF named Barbara you pull out of her ass and try to blow your load in her mouth and her son named preston walks in and catches you in the act and you lose your erection

So I was balls deep in prestons mom last night and I was just banging the shit out of her and doing work and right when I pulled out of her ass and was ready to give her a deposite in her mouth preston walks in and right away I get the invisible door.

by Dwight Shrute January 5, 2008

fandom doorknob

The same as fandom bicycle, just a different meaning.

Ichigo is the Bleach fandom doorknob: everybody bangs him.

by sakurahinata January 21, 2008

Thick as a Fire Door

To imply ones friend or colleague is extremely thick

Fuck me Geordie, your as thick as a fire door

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011