Depression 

When you say things are Roger Roger, but they’re not Roger Roger

Man 1-“Hey Caitlin, you look a little depressed, you alright?”
Man 2-“I think she has depression”
Girl 1-“*sniffles*Roger Roger”
Man 1-“Oh, I see.”

Depression by CanadianCarrot February 15, 2020

Depression 

My love life.

Ella- “Do you have depression?”
Bella- “Yes.”
Ella- “What’s the cause?”
Bella- “My love life.”

Depression by @bella_acc_2802 on Instagram February 17, 2020

Depression 

Depression is an act or a figment of a persons imagination, although people claim differently they stupid,

depression is fake and people can exploit it like Billie Eilish, she through her songs has attracted a simple but complicating species..... woman, especially 14 year old girls, they have been captured by the "songs" of this siren, in one case: sHE's brOKen she uses the title to subsequently grasp the minds of younger audiences to slit their wrist's and throats, also depression is FAKE....... bc it just a mind set, just be like me

happy

man: yo bobby why you looking so sad
Bobby: i just listened to a Billie Eilish song and now i feel a huge wave of depression

man: F , just be happy hoe

Depression by PleaseKillMe, or ur gay March 5, 2020

Depression 

The big sad

„I have depression.“ „Oh, so you have the BIIIIIIIG sad?“ „This is not funny, dave“

Depression by epic_gamer_time March 16, 2020

Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.

Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”

Depression clothes by Missaj88 March 26, 2020

depression 

Alice cram= depression
u hate your life and it feels like your life is against u but you can't tell anyone because they will only think that u want attention and u are never happy, Maybe for a short period of time but at the end of the day u feel like your nothing and that no one likes you and that you are useless, ugly, not worth anything and that you are just sad and feeling blue

'

How are you today?
Oh... I have depression

oh.... so you feel like nothing
yeah

depression by ALieInClearingEvent April 17, 2020

depression 

Something your parents gave you for your homework

Parents: Here, I'm gonna yell at you since you didn't do your homework and give you depression, so chop chop on that homework!

depression by manga_llamag!rl April 19, 2020