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Dylan

Dylan is someone who has a massive penis. It’s long enough for him to carry that thing around his shoulder. He is a really sexy man who looks so good in a cowboy hat. He makes everyone horny and his hair so luscious and epic it makes all the girls wet. especially ones that names start with M for some reason.
Guy 1: GODANN DYLAN U GOT A FAT PENIS
Girl 2: OMG IM SO WET.
by hell yeah big boah November 22, 2021
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Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.
by littlemynx September 14, 2020
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Dylan

Very cheeky and chatty and is very and is always not listening.He is a nice friend who you can be happy with.
"Is that Dylan? Yea lets play with him, he is a bit annoying but who cares."
by Praaaaatik July 7, 2022
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Dylan

Dylan is a good looking boy, cute, loving person. He will fall in love with a fifth or sixth grader.He loves football but plays basketball . Dylan is brave and always gets girls attracted to him. He is very hot and sexy.
Dylan is tall
by Khalid better May 19, 2019
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Dylan

Hotest guy in school and you would fall for him in less that 3 secons he is verry cute and funny he ould do anything to make someone laugh or just smile is is werry fun and he loves hugs
Girl1 is that dylan
Girl2 yeah why
Girl1 well he made me fell awsom and he is verry funny
by Autumn the gymnyst January 11, 2018
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Taddeo and Dylan

The greatest fortnite duo of all freaking time. Both wear Andre and cook the heck out of nears. Why aren’t they so good? Nobody knows, they’re just cracked. Better than Sanders.
OH NO, it’s Taddeo and Dylan, run!
by Nico sanders December 3, 2024
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Dylan

i pray to dylan
by The Negar January 16, 2023
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