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crotch force

name for a highly skilled team.. a number follows to denote the number of members.


etymology:
variant of crotchface
variant of crotchkin
variant of the name of the member of a championship winning team from a long time ago
Our water polo is so cool they refer to themselves as Crotch Force 10
by Jason Mo June 23, 2004
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crotchchafff

Brendan Kelly; Sexing Up Brendan Kelly; What one feel after sexing up Brendan Kelly; one who exchanges sexual favors for rocks of crack cocaine; see also: Boston Steamer
Sleeping with Brendan Kelly gave me crotchchaff
by Shamus O'Kelly August 16, 2004
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crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
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Crotchalated

when a male (over a certain age) gets hit in the crotch he is crotchalated
"I got crotchalated when I sled down the hill because there was a rock in wrong places..."
by Goganthian May 2, 2008
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crotch candle

a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....

also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....

sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....

don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?
by crotch candle sales. June 30, 2008
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cratching

He was seriously cratching me last night!
by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008
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crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.
His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.
by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008
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