Potato cannon

When you’ve been holding on to farts for a while and you go to the toilet and the compressed gas causes a firm poo to shoot out with an almighty foonk.

Describe your last bowel movement in two words?

Potato cannon

by Deuce Bigaflow January 7, 2026

Ass Cannon

That which one's buttocks become after the ingestion of spicy hot chili dogs with extra cheese-kraut

Whoa dude you don't wanna sit behind me, I feel the ass cannon spinning up something serious

by Chunkmastarr January 16, 2026

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Knob gobbled a kid cannon

When some bitch from wcs starts some shit so you post her grandmother to show how trashy she is and her lip stick is smeared like she just mouth hugged and dick

Kim : Velveteen rub*

Chadd : don't pretty it up Kimberly...she knob gobbled a kid cannon

by Trem55 January 20, 2017

Brookside titty cannon

The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.

C'mere girl, you hungry? Lemme whip out my brookside titty cannon then.

by Yaa boi June 26, 2017

Sailor’s Cannon

After you cum inside a condom, blow it up like a balloon and pop it in you’re partners face.

i could not wait to get Debbie home and give her a sailor’s cannon after the office party.

by shifty hobo November 30, 2017