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Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
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Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Jacob

such a cute handsome looking man with a very big dick good guy to date and is good in bed
who’s that oh that’s jacob
fuck he’s got
by 2ndhoe July 7, 2024
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Jacob Trewer

A furry that typically will rag all over your cram. Or he will insult your race. (Very small penis, and very short, talkin like 5'1.)
by XxBungeHoleRipperxX November 27, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is a name if a white male who has glasses but most of all he is very gay.
Robert: oh look it’s that fagot Jacob.
by Mr.baller June 22, 2022
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Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
by anonymous April 12, 2023
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Jacob

A fat shit. He thinks he is alot smarter than he is. Probably special ed.
Oh look it's Jacob(fat shit)
by A_Furry_Lol June 23, 2020
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