Home-aggedon

When you're extended family visits and all hell breaks loose, leaving the home a barren wasteland of depravity

Kevin: "Buzz, I hate you and everyone else in this family"

Buzz: "STFU and eat my pants, you twerp"

Kevin: "This isn't hell... this is home-aggedon"

by Jack's Pepper Cheeze January 6, 2024

Home run

When one uses their penis as a baseball bat and smashes a falling birds nest when erect

Bro watch this, I’m gonna totally hit these pigeon eggs home run style

by CalmDownRobbo January 31, 2024

Please go home

Get out of my house

Please go home

by Hitmantheman February 8, 2024

Home-A-Loner

When two men break into your house at Christmas time and you just got an insane loner hand in the game of euchre.

Take that, Marv! While you burned your hand on that red-hot doorknob, I just won with a Home-A-Loner!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss December 1, 2022

home depot hot dog

A "Home Depot Hot Dog" is when someone sticks their penis through a hole cut in a Home Depot apron and puts various condiments on it before having their partner lick it off before engaging in fornication. Humming the Home Depot jingle is mandatory during this act.

"Want a Home Depot Hot Dog later?"

"Mmm yeah, don't forget the relish babe!"

by Lay uhh December 15, 2022

Homes

Noun for someone who is just the best there is. Anyone who talks shit or hates on, surely has a little penis or no a 12 year old body.

That guy is my homes!!

by Nieto December 16, 2022

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022