zoomer

N. A nice way of saying shit.

Nn "Hey, your dog left a zoomer in my garden."
Vb "Don't zoomer in your pants man"

by Barmann October 18, 2006

Zoomer Guy

Person in a little car, usually a Honda Civic, who drives unnecessarily fast, often weaving in and out of traffic.

"Look at that Fucking Zoomer Guy"

by CPap April 6, 2007

zany zoomer

Zany is a very underrated & talented artist on twitter, why not go give her a follow?

Zany zoomer is EXTREMELY talented.

by JaudreyWasTaken December 8, 2020

Zooker

Slang term for zookeeper

Origin is reddit user, crustydash

I work as a zooker

by skid_markwhalberg August 22, 2017

Zooker

Zooker (n.) - zū-kur - Slang term for zookeeper.

Elephants are the worst, because they're pranksters who don't always know their own strength. So they might beckon you over with their trunk, then sucker punch you in the chest and laugh about it. Apparently at this zoo, feeding the elephants is a hazing all new zookers have to go through.

by Fading Boner August 22, 2017

Zoomer

Someone intensely tied to the Zoom platform, often students who have no say in the technology used to put classrooms online.

Mom: Hey Danny come to the kitchen it's time for lunch!
Danny: I can't, I'm in class over Zoom .
Mom: Okay Zoomer. Come get your lunch when you're done. Back in my day, we used to get lunch from the school and eat it in the cafeteria.
Danny: Ok Boomer.

by Another_Guy April 4, 2021

zooter

A person smoking a phat zoot, is a zooter.

Hey look at that zooter, blazing a way.. It's a zooter life

by Herbies trismegistas June 22, 2021