zero it

When you smoke something in public and you can't let anyone see it so you hold it in your lungs long enough that when you blow out there is no smoke

I hit that pen so hard and my mom walked in my room but it was all good because I can zero it really well

by grove40 February 14, 2018

Zero Twosday

A weekly holiday that celebrates Zero Two, one of the best and most amazing girls in anime.

Uncultured swine: "Hey today is Tuesday isn't it?"
Me, an intellectual: "Incorrect you imbecile, for today is Zero Twosday!"

by MathVideoGamesSoccerOLEINDIA July 30, 2019

Zero Gigs

Originated Stonewall Jackson Middle School and Lee Davis High School. Used when someone says something that isn't funny or says a corny joke, say zero gigs to show that no one laughed and it wasn't funny.

Guy 1: " Why couldn't the bee hear what people were saying?"
Guy 2: " I don't know"
Guy 1: " Because he had wax in his ears!"
Guy 2:"..... Zero gigs."

by Ramrunner December 16, 2015

zero hour

the first 59 minutes after a hentai video is uploaded. people who see the video before an hour passes since the upload are called zero hour gang but some people call them zero bitches gang.

hanime.tv user 1: wow i can't believe it, my first zero hour!
hanime.tv user 2 (he came 1 hour and 1 minute after): haha zero bitches gang.

by performative activist August 4, 2022

zero follerance

when a person is so boring, nobody will follow him/her on twitter

Even the scamsters give him zero follerance.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 30, 2013

Zero Requiem

To reconcile people who hate each other by making yourself out to be a much greater enemy who they will focus their hate on instead and unite against. Named after a plan made by Lelouch from Code Geass.

Some guy: My family had another major argument again last night.
Another guy: Wow really? Did someone get hurt?
Some guy: No I pulled a Zero Requiem, but that means I won't be able to go home for a while now.

by Psykofreac April 20, 2013

zero zero

The point on the map where the equator meets the prime meridian. It's like in the Atlantic ocean off the eastern coast of Africa

"Hey Jude, have you ever been to zero zero?!"

by Jesus Christ $uperstar July 2, 2018