Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Donk of the Year

A girl, particularly of the track running variety, who has a massive ass that looks like it should belong to a black woman yet it really belongs to a white girl. A Donk of the Year usually is a 10 in the donk but only about a 7 in the face. The Donk of the Year, along with a HUGE ass, happens to have a particularly fine ass.

Wow. It's a surprise they make spandex that could contain an ass like that since that girl is a "Donk of the Year"

by Da'Bull Banger May 9, 2011

The Spoons Years

Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.

I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.

by Moose1184 October 28, 2018

Junior year

good ol’ junior, the worst year of high school. this is the year thatll mentally make u insane from the pounds of homework and tests u get, freshman and sophomores think they have it bad but have 0 idea whats infront of them. this is also the year where youll see ur fellow classmates trying to get into the sophomore and freshman girl’s pants cuz they know the under classmen will do anything to say theyre dating an upper classman and the juniors know that damn well which makes it very easy for them. its very cringe but bullying is a thing (im kidding dont do that)

sophomore girl: i cant wait for junior year im so excited to finally be an upperclassman!

junior guy: no it horrible trust me *insert random sexual joke in hopes to get his nuts touched*

sophomore girl: hahah omg ur such a funny guy!

junior guy: lets fuck in my car at lunch now

by nomames661 April 12, 2022

Ten Years

The amount of time you get for cocaine possession

“I did ten years for ya laddie”

by Awesomesaucemixer April 9, 2019

Hooker Years

These are the long drawn out years that dirty skanks endure while sleeping with everyone under the sun. These years generally give you a haggard, old and unhealthy look about you. (Its kind of like dog years but for hookers/whores)

Damn that broad over there looks like she's taken a beating over the years. How old would you say she is? In regular years or Hooker years? Well if she wasn't such a clear skank, I'd say about 20 but I'd say at the very least 75 in Hooker Years.

by GZUS1 December 1, 2017

Year Rant

When you are so over the current year and all you can do is rant about it. You wish so desperately that it is a new year so you can get a fresh start and hopefully better circumstances.

Person 1: I am sick of this year. Wish it was next year already.

Person 2: Oh you're having a year rant again! Here we go!

by MMZMTS November 7, 2017