Wonky

crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.

My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky

by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004

Wonk

The sound a goose makes when hit over the head with a shovel.

WONK!

by GalaxyForce September 22, 2010

wonkish

regarding someone who is hard-working, studious, or detail oriented; describing the characteristics of a wonk;

Hermione has a wonkish love of magic.

by Shtoonk August 15, 2007

wonkerclonker

in short: motherfucker. Used in the edited version of Pulp Fiction by Samuel L. Jackson

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, WONKERCLONKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?

by Jack Ceronio May 16, 2006

Wook

A wook is a person who is very good at meeting their needs through other people. Some wooks do this through good relationships with many people and often have something to bring to the table by way of those relationships. Working class wooks often have a little more to contribute in wookdom. At the other end of the spectrum are bad wooks who steal shit. Thankfully most wooks are good wooks. One enters wook life by spending down their own resources, often on festival tickets, fuel and party favors all the while developing connections that will help them thrive in wookdom. In social science terms, wooks know how to maximize social capital better than many others. Good wooks create an alternative economy to what we experience mainstream. Finally, wooks are not to be confused with spunions, though there could be overlap. Disregard all definitions that begin "dirty hippie."

I met this wook who knows where to get the best partyfavors.

by Glitter Mamma October 24, 2019

Willie Wonka

the act of a male putting a delicious candy (skittles) up a girls anal cavity. After the packing process is complete, the girl then forces the rainbow shower out of her ass into the guys mouth.

Hey blake, your mom and bobby g's mom came over and gave me a willie wonka last night.

Oh really how'd that go for you

It was an experience of a life time....TASTE THE RAINBOW!!

by djddal May 25, 2009

wonkish

Wonkism, which is the design of policy solutions that are too complex and subtle for the victims -- er, I mean the public, to understand.

"Clinton is taking a more wonkish view on how to deal with world questions."
From: US News & World Report
Gore's speech must tame his wonkish side and show zeal.
From: SF Gate.com

by Mrs K September 27, 2005