John Winston

The 3rd Principal Goliath, whom himself dominated and destroyed the Ottoman Empire. Believed to be semi-godlike, he granted immortality to the Bah family. He leads an army of approximately 67,582,000 Winstonites; who also serve under Commander Johnadu Bah, Princess Gracedu Bah, and General Enzodu Bah. His archnemesis, Oscardu Bah, attempted to revived the remains of the fallen Ottoman Empire, but was executed by order of John Winston.

Aaron: He's in site behind the desk.
Aidan: Did I ask though?
Pierre: No, but John Winston did.
Oscar: I'm short.

by gayebolapenis December 2, 2020

The Winston Slip

The sneaky insertion in the brown eye when partner is expecting insertion in the proper recepticle.
To be used on the first date with no anticipation of a second.

"Last weekend I totally gave her the Winston slip",
"where is she now"?
"I never called her back"

by pkb July 19, 2006

Slimey winston

It means dickhead

Jerry your a slimey winston

by Macydees August 16, 2018

Pucker Winston

The act of taking the tip of one's nose inside another person's rectum, and clenching the cheeks with all your might.

While I was eating out my girlfriend from behind, I received a Pucker Winston.

by The Mysterious Hand January 2, 2011

Rusty Winston

Named after Florida State QB Jameis Winston.

When you have anal sex with a girl first and then you take it out and FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!

Last night I met a girl at a bar and took her home and gave her a Rusty Winston.

by FunnyGuy69 October 17, 2014

lazy winston

to get shit done with little effort

I only needed a C on my final exam so I did a lazy winston and passed the class.

by JZ (aka ZMAN) January 11, 2011

Dally Winston

Very very very very very very very very HOT FINE AND SEXY man from “the outisders” I’d let him throw me into a wall, i want him to beat me and yeah.

Dally winston : fucking sylvia, bitch
Sodapop : ha imagine getting cheated on

Dally winston : a little birdie told me sandy got pregnant with a strangers kid
Sodapop : *sad*
Johnny : Come’on dal that’s too far
Dally : *can’t say anything because johnnys his best friend*

by Xx_Vista08_why October 9, 2022