Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

Mr. Willard

Someone who is so addicted to milk that he drinks four gallons a week

“Jeez you really act like a Mr. Willard”
“What?”
“Yeah you do you’re so addicted to drinking milk bro”

by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi November 29, 2021

Willa

a ridiculously cool person
who has a ghetto cell phone and likes to say yummy and boobs.
this person is never serious and is very very weird
so weird in fact she is well known under small secret cults in Tigard.

"wow shes definitely a Willa."
"look how weird yet awesomely amazing she is"
"yeah. its like sexy time"

by willafordfools December 8, 2007

gee willakers!

Expression of surprise. Not sure of origin, but possibly evolved from the following conversation:

Fred: "I inherited several square feet of land?"
Will: "No, dad gave you several ACRES!"
Fred (surprised): "Gee, Will, acres?!"

Gee willakers, this 'mummy' costume I'm wearing has no zipper!

by norman December 5, 2003

Willingham Curse

The universal karmic ass-kicking a college sports program receives for stepping on a minority coach and/or candidate in favor of the alumni's choice.

When Notre Dame callously fired Ty Willingham during a legitimate rebuilding period, bringing in Charlie Weis as the alumni's golden boy, it began the "Willingham Curse," resulting in two years without a bowl win and a third year without a bowl appearance and a loss to Navy!

by Jane Khrysanthemum November 26, 2007

willarious

Not quite funny. Generally used when making fun, or talking about making fun of something in an off the wall sense. When you weren't present, You had to be there moment. Humor in the sense of outside the box.

ha ha that was willarious (not quite the normal punchline, so it took me a second to catch it)

by Chilly1408 February 4, 2010

Willars

Something cool or nice

"Isnt it just willars outside today?"

by onetwothreecake August 25, 2011