Skip to main content

Your new boyfriend by Wilbur Soot 

Life isn't what I thought it'd be when I was a kid on VoIP I though when I got older I'd marry her and told her now I'm 26 and I work in a office nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest if I could change a single thing I'd make it me and not him HES IN YOUR BED AND IM IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT DODODDODO IVE GOT THE KEY AND HES JUST A DOORMAT DODODOD AND EVEN THOUGH HES GOT SOCAIL SKILLS DOESNT MEAN I CANT PAY THE BILLS anyway, make the most of him 'cause she moves on pretty bloody quick oh-oh YOUR NEW BOYFRIENDS AN ARSEHOLE (woo!)
yeah I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared) the one who took you away from me you hit it up instantly I know, 'cause you wont stop telling me I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles push against his fashion sense I've thought about what he looks like nude I'm not gay though.
'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17 s he's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream) oh, she's living the dream from back when we were 17

How on earth can I be saved when I'm one click away from insane I just think I deserve a little bit of what I've earned

I'm not gonna make another scene the one I made when I was 23 means I'm not allowed in Disney world...
A: dude I really like the song Your new boyfriend by Wilbur soot
B: same it's just has a nice tune and its catchy and I like dsmp
A: nice man wanna come over later
B: yeah lets watch Ranboo's stream

Pulling A Wilbur 

Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?

Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.

Person Two: That sounds brutal.

Sticky Wilbur 

The act of masturbating while eating an ice cream cone
After a long day at the office Tom was eager to get home and treat himself to a good old fashioned sticky wilbur

awkward wilbur 

its like an akward turtle or an akward palm tree
only, this is akward wilbur, and its used in the MOST AKWARD situations (:
wilbur:
all i read is sharing rooms.

michelle:
LOOOOLLL

wilbur:
then the fantasies kicked in

michelle:
O_______________O
akward

erinn:
o.o
awkward wilbur
awkward wilbur by michelleee(: February 9, 2010

david j. wilbur 

a man who could play a biker in a dark comedy indie film.

OR

somebody who makes a good sandwich.

OR

the guy everybody wishes was their dad.
"a david j. wilbur would be dope for this part"

"yo make me a david j. wilbur wich"

"that guy is way cool. he's a total david j. wilbur"
david j. wilbur by vanillatruffle December 4, 2013

Dirty wilbur 

The sexual act of squatting down over your partners chest, inserting their nipple into your anus, and farting loudly.
Rebecca sighed desperately, "Please, Douglas, bequeath me with a dirty Wilbur upon my bosom, and make this Grandma's dream come true."
Dirty wilbur by Pootey Tang X April 27, 2016