Whack and Nap

When one is so deprived of sex and sleep that they must rush home to masturbate after school or work. Then they immediately go to sleep.

Lilly left me yesterday and I was up all night studying for that exam. I gotta go whack and nap.

by Joeyyyy April 15, 2008

phone whacking

To spank it while on the phone with one who sexually arouses you.

Oh my god! Leo's phone whacking with his girlfriend back home.

by Ackbar & King July 7, 2011

Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.

"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"

by The True King of England November 6, 2007

whackadoodle johnson

An activity with undetermined goals.

Those poor bastards got tricked into playing three hours of whackadoodle johnson.

by Cap'n Joe D September 26, 2006

whack spackle

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.

jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

whacking the gary

common misconception for "whacking the carrot"

another term for masturbation

"Yeahhhh....so i was whacking the gary the other, and I ran out of lube, so I just used mayonaise."

by ssullivan April 18, 2006

whack-nasty

1.)Just plain ugly to see or watch in a particular circumstance. 2.)Hard to imagine or describe.

"That play was just whack-nasty!" or "Those throw-back jerseys are whack-nasty."

by Simon Mui February 27, 2009