Wheaton

A town in Illinois, known for having the most churches per square mile than any other town in the United States. The people here are Christian for the most part, and religion is a big part of their lives. While many of the people are well-off to completely wealthy, they tend to be nice and helpful people as well, and not pretentious douche bags like they're thought to be. The guys are very gentleman-like, and the girls are also really nice. Wheaton is fairly sheltered, and a good place to raise children. The schools are split into Wheaton North and Wheaton South, which have a strong rivalry against each other, bordering on full-on hate. The sports here are fairly good, and sports are also a big part of everyone's lives.

Wheaton is a great town full of generally friendly and helpful people.

by Annie_O May 1, 2011

Not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

An Australian colloquialism; to be in a state of confusion.
Often used in a threatening or otherwise negative context.

To not know whether one is Arthur or Martha

If that bloke goes anywhere near my girl, I'll bash him so hard he won't know if he's Arthur or Martha!

by MrKapper July 9, 2006

Wheather

A cross between Weather and Whether, for the ones that cant make up their minds of what to use.

I am unsure of wheather the wheather will rain or wheather it will snow.

by Ky'yote May 9, 2011

whea

a general expression, used to show a variety of emotions, depending on its context. When used alone, it simply means "hello", but it can also mean "what?", "screw you", or "now i'm crying, jerk" if it followed by a question mark, angry face, or frown respectively

"Whea" <-- hello
"Whea >:(" <-- jerk! that was MY pudding!
"Whea?" <-- What? you ate FIFTEEN pop tarts for breakfast?!
"Whea:(" <-- damn it... i just went to school and forgot to wear my pants again.

by slifty April 3, 2004

wheat thin surprise

When you open a box of wheat thins and find a giant dildo amongst the crackers.

Jibbie brought a wheat thin surprise to the super bowl party.

by jilmagui February 24, 2011

Wheat

Wheat is a term about when you feed two Minecraft cows and they smash their heads together and a baby cow comes out. Meaning the person wants to smash

Damn girl want to share some wheat

by FetusDeletus69 April 26, 2020

Suddenly Wheatley

A musical number in "Portal 2: The (Unauthorized) Musical", sung by Chell and Wheatley.

It's a parody of the song "Suddenly, Seymour" from Little Shop of Horrors

Suddenly Wheatley isn't very well accepted by the Portal 2 fandom, since Chell's supposed to be canonically mute and therefore, incapable of singing

by The biggest trash can you know May 22, 2018