Waxing the Clown

Wacking the pudd, cock strangling, beating your meat. Tooting your own horn, Jacking off, masturbating.

Don needs a woman in his life so he can stop waxing the clown.

by BiGdAdDy2 December 9, 2008

wax on bricks

Used to describe something as pointless, bullshit, stupid etc...

"Dude... everything you just said is nothing but fucking wax on bricks."

by fjord_ May 30, 2006

wax the cat

To clean up the pubic area; not unisexual for the obvious reference to the slang term for a woman's genital region.

Honey, if you want me to go to Chinatown tonight, you better wax the cat.

by dalbort June 24, 2007

Soft wax

A type of wax that is soft.also from bee swarm simulator

Wow, you have a lot of soft wax in bee swarm simulator

by Puffshroom December 29, 2021

Waxed Sack

A smoothly shaved scrotum.

Rachel loves my waxed sack.

I keep a waxed sack.

My waxed sack makes sucking my balls more pleasurable for us both.

I don’t get chaffed anymore with a waxed sack.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Waxed Candle

Having sex with a chick when she has her period. You pull out and you have blood on your cock. it looks like a waxed candle.

Penny and I were having sex while she had her period. When i pulled out i had blood all over my cock. It made it look like a waxed candle.

by mossyierlog August 8, 2012

Man Wax

Man Wax - White Gooey substance released from males Wang

"Eww is that Man Wax On your bed?!?"
"Naw its only Mayo!"

by LOLparticlesWINWINWIN January 9, 2009