Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! by Breadcat February 10, 2021

Whatever, I do what I want! 

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.

Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.

Whatever, I do what I want! by Anneke October 5, 2003

i want to die 

Take a moment. Breathe in. Hold it. Breathe out and let it all out.
Oh gosh baby, don't say that. I know things may be difficult, and that's okay. It's okay to feel this way. But you have so much worth and I'm so grateful that you are alive. And I am so proud of you. You are so much stronger than you think. life is so much more than feeling depressed or anxious every day. I know how you feel. I promise you that one day, you will wake up and enjoy every single breath you take. You will wake up to feel EXCITED for the day to come. I promise you, that you will feel OKAY. So please, promise me to stay alive. Let's link our pinkies together and promise each other.

Thank you for reading this and remember, you are loved. I love you.

If you or a loved one is in any danger, please call tel:[phone]

"I want to die"
" You'll be okay, I promise you my love"

i want to die by lulyluv May 22, 2020

i want my pizza 

what you say when you want your god damn pizza

damn it I want my pizza

i want my pizza by Pizza man July 3, 2007

I want to fucking die

Something mentally ill people type into the Google searchbar from time to time because they feel an intense sense of desperation and hopelessness but don't think it's serious enough to tell an actual human being.

Should I call a suicide hotline? Nah, I'll just look up "I want to fucking die" and see if a mass media corporation has any answers for me.

I want to fucking die by nothing_helps September 13, 2021

You do what you want when you poppin

Once an individual reaches a certain point in life the individual can now do what they want, when they want, where they want. With no restraints.

"Why did you think it was ok to do such a thing"
"You do what you want when you poppin"

You do what you want when you poppin by JuicePharoah October 10, 2016

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

Once you go metal you won't want to settle means that, once you have sex with a robot, you won't want to settle for less. I'll take a gynoid robot over a human anytime! It seems that definitions like this don't get published because the Urban Dictionary is being run by rebublicans. REBUBLICANS! Examples of this are futurama and also fans of MLaaTR.

Fry:*doing lucy liu robot.*
Bender: What are you doing to that robot?
Fry: Hey! Once you go metal you won't want to settle.
Dude1:*Doing hot Jenny Wakeman robot*
Jenny Wakeman: Oh! You're soo good!
Dude1:I can't stop. This is way too good!

*5 hours later.*
Dude1 (still grinding the gynoid robot): Once you go metal you won't want to settle. Oh yes! Uh! Oh!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle by TheCoolMeme November 4, 2012