Ethan Vu is the best friend you will ever meet. He is smart and helps everyone with homework and class works. But his greatest enemy is the moaning beast that will never stop moaning. If you are in JLS rm 500 you guys probably know who I am talking about.
Moaning beast-*Moans*-Ethan----- Vuuuuu"
Ethan Vu-Get some help and p.l.s shut up bitch.
n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet
John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.
the common practice of getting drunk on a Friday/Saturday night and only remembering what went on a few days after, or when it happens again or if a random object reminds you of the incident.