vortex

a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.

they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.

generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.

if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.
jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch

karl: based + redpilled
by skidmark420 March 13, 2022
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hey vortex u fat fuck
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hey vortex u fat fuck
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Vortex

The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.
Bro we got sucked into the vortex last night. Yeah man I had way too much.
by Degenerates69 January 03, 2021
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Vortex

Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell
Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”

It’s Vortex”
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Ball Vacuum Vortex

A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
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The Mystical Vortex

Anything which inevitably draws surrounding beings into its heavenly current.
When Allie met Tim she entered into the sublime experience of the mystical vortex
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