Vagoon

A well known term used in old Kentish villages to describe some-one who is irritable. Vagoon is a hybrid of the word Lagoon (a body of shallow sea water or brackish water separated from the sea by some form of barrier) and of course that age old favourite Vagina. When the term is used it is reffering too the said person having a 'shallow' vagina and as a result are far more likley to have a short temper resulting in tantrums, strops and general tomfoolery

Vagoon has since found its way onto the frape circuit and is fast becoming the word of the year

'Your acting like you have sand in your Vagoon'

'Do you mind tucking your Vagoon away?'

'Did you snag your vagoon on something or are you just in a bad mood'?

by jeffrey1234567890 November 18, 2010

Vagomach

Pronounced "Va-JUH-mick" (sort of like "stomach") The part of some women's bodies that may protrode between crotch and belt.

It's hard NOT to have a vagomach after two c-sections.

by WorthTheLaugh August 15, 2012

Das Boot Vagon

Using the word 'Butt Wagon' in a European country (preferably Germany)
Most commonly associated with a buttock or mode of transport. Can also have multiple other meanings depending on the context of the conversation, and the emotion of the person saying it.

Dude, bekommen Sie das boot vagon weg von mir!

Ich kann nicht glauben, dass wir unseren Hintern verpasst das boot vagon, obwohl es in Ordnung ist, ist der nächste Stoß das boot vagen in sechs Minuten.

Ahh! das boot Vagon!

by Jimeny Snicket June 14, 2012

vagoot

Another word for vagina (the female sex organ)

girls have vagoot's

by sarah_r June 25, 2005

Vagoom

The most amazing feminine sensation known to womankind. The vagina's physical reaction to the psychological conditions of sex. It begins to throb or pulsate and becomes extremely wet. In a sense, this is its way of "pulling" you towards the penis. Usually disrupts any sense of rationality and self control. A she-boner.

Oh my god I was so rediculously horny! I kept getting the craziest vagooms EVER!

i feel terrible, i didn't mean to, but... i was getting "vagooms" and then i just HAD to.

by SNQV February 6, 2009

Vagoyage

Combination of the words "vagina" and "voyage" to describe the, well, voyage the baby makes out of the vagina and into the real world.

Jenny is nine months pregnant and her baby is about to make its big vagoyage!

by SarahC July 14, 2007

Vagomatic

A girl that has sexual intercourse with someone elses man more than once.
Resulting in the eating of vagina.

Grin: yo that girl was Vagomatic.
Pyatt: yeah man I can dig that.

by Brin And Wyatt January 25, 2009