Vance

loved by african americans.

you seen vance?

that man is loved by them blacks

by yolo1617 December 4, 2023

J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.

I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?

by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025

JD Vance

JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.

Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.

by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025

Vance

The frothy mixture of lube, semen, and couch lint that is sometimes the byproduct of couch fucking

Last night was wild, I spent hours washing the Vance off of myself and my gorgeous classic Knoll

by Vance69 July 29, 2024

J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

le Vance

Derived from old scripture translated to meaning the great and powerful.

Someone’s surname or he was very le vance

by Dost cross April 29, 2024