Unportablymusicless

Not owning a portable music player due to broken, lost, stolen, orr just never had one.

Guy 1:UGH. i need an ipod!!

Guy 2:your kidding...EVERYBODY has an iopd!

Guy1:ikno!! i dropped&& broke mine last summer, and ever since i've been totally unportablymusicless. fml.

by BadNewzParish March 2, 2010

unpocalypse

n. Any of the million incorrect predictions of the day and/or hour of a supposed apocalypse. See also: Earthstill.

May 21st, 2011 was an unpocalypse.

by dgatwood September 24, 2011

unpudgeify

The remove fatty pudgy areas from someone. To remove pudge

Russell needs a good woman to unpudgeify him.

by stanthecarman November 7, 2013

Unpology

An expression of (what appears to be) regret and apology, but is actually in substance nothing of the kind.

This is an example of an unpology:
I am so sorry that that you feel that my actions hurt you in any way.

The apology here is actually a proxied apology, made in the name of the person supposedly being apologized to, i.e., apologizing for the person for the way they acted, not for any act that the person issuing the unpology did.

by Cranthom Roberts May 24, 2015

Unpost

Removing a message etc from a chat service/forum before anyone is able to read/see it.

That was lucky. I was able to unpost my posting before anyone was able to read it.

by Danlod June 14, 2017

unpoonable

Sexiest woman alive. Too sexy for ugly guys.

'That girl is unpoonable. She would never get with a guy like me'

by MrDarkSmith June 29, 2017

unpost

Removing a message etc from a chat service/forum before anyone is able to read/see it.

That was close! Thanks goodness I was able to unpost my message before anyone else was able to read it!

by Danlod July 18, 2017