ultimate lax bro

originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter

ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude

by calilaxer23 May 5, 2010

ultimatly bitched

ruined, killed, owned

Sabrina was ultimatly bitched by Sammy during war.

by D shus December 8, 2004

Ultimate Stranger

When a man paints the nails on his non-dominant hand red, sits on this hand until it goes numb, raises one leg (same side as hand), reaches under raised leg with non-dominant/painted hand and proceeds to jerk off. (the Ultimate Stanger can be performed sitting or standing) GIDDY UP!

When she won't put-out and your sick of the typical jerk session, try the Ultimate Stranger.

by Andy Giddy July 28, 2008

penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen

The next to last ultimate pen used for keeping score in ultimate frisbee; decorated with pictures of Sean Penn; purchased at the University of Pennsylvania.

Because that would be your penultimate Penn ultimate ultimate Penn pen.

by neebnoob18 June 3, 2014

Ultimate bias

ultimate bias is a term used mostly (if not entirely) in the world of kpop, usually a bias in a kpop group is your favourite member, however a ultimate bias is a biad held to a higher standard, a bias you love more than your other biases, however you can have multiple ultimate biases, they are sometimes referred to as “ults”

Person A: who’s your ultimate bias this week?

Person B: oMg I hAvE tOo MaNy BuT iD lOwKeY fUcK tAeYoNg FrOm NcT

by 100-uear-goku June 2, 2018

Ultimate Scrounger

A marijuana user who will go to great lengths to gather any and all remnants of leaves, stems, seeds, etc... from all pieces of paraphernalia, bottles, cases, etc... to get high until his/her dealer calls them back, which always holds enormous uncertainties.

Kevin, the ultimate scrounger, accumulated enough scraps to fill a bowl for two, right after I had told him we were out.

by JimmyJohns09 November 15, 2009

The Ultimate Warrior

A sexual position where you and your lover can both watch "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD" and if not available, a self-recorded tape of his Wrestlemania 6 fight against Hulk Hogan will do. Right when your girl is about to reach her climax (preferably in a physical position where your two shadows cast upon a nearby wall will make out to look like The Ultimate Warrior mining for Riaken fuel), once she nears climax you start beating the piss out of her, throwing tomahawk elbows and nasty moon-a-saults, punches and nuclear leg-drops will suffice as well. When she is naked and badly injured, you then yell and chant the Ultimate Warrior's theme song, while stomping around the room.

Definition note: This act of sexual fun is considered illegal in about 50 states. However, extremely legal and frequent on the planet Raiken.

Jason - "Dude, I just ordered my copy of "The Ultimate Warrior's All-Time Greatest Matches DVD", Rebecca is not even gonna know what the fuck happened when I give her The Ultimate Warrior"

Rick - "I heard that is extremely illegal bro, make sure you buy plenty of gauze and bandages"

by Gary "The No Trash Cougar" Lee November 19, 2007