unconfusable

a person that can not be confused or confuse anyone.

ricky said, “you are confusing me”
i said, “i’m very unconfusable”

by Walle The Siamese January 1, 2020

unconditional Love

so-called 'christians' hilariously point to John 3:16 as 'proof' of their God's 'UNCONDITIONAL love' - "For God so 'loved' the world, that he gave his only begotten 'son' - THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM..." stop right there - DOES ANYONE SEE THE CONDITION? i capitalized it for the slow ones... so this so-called 'loving' 'god' apparently won't terrorize you for Eternity if you believe that having his 'son' maniacally crucified somehow PROVES his 'unconditional love' for you (as long as you BELIEVE the fairy tale)... you have to truly be INSANE to believe such a convoluted absurdity...

to be 'IN Love' is a contradiction... One cannot be IN Oneness - One can only BE Love / BE Oneness... to 'be IN the ocean' (you + ocean = SEPARATION) is vastly different than 'Being the Ocean (only Ocean = Oneness)...

the incessant cultural brain-washing tells us that 'being IN love' is actually a notch above the normalized 'love', and is directed at one special person you are having sex with - and hence this extreme attachment you are in fact creating, actually has the potential to MAKE LOVE... if that doesn't make you laugh until it hurts - you either have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever or your ability to THINK CRITICALLY has been totally co-opted by patriarchy... sex is truly TRULY ANTITHETICAL to Love - and the sooner we understand that sex is the root cause of most of the insanity on Earth (overpopulation), the sooner Earth begins healing from the insanity of civilization...

unconditional Love is BLIND... when the sense of distinction and separation is absent, you may call it Love - everything else is simply varying degrees of attachment...

by dragonfly dreams November 1, 2022

Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.

Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

unconventional beauty

Sometimes used in a sarcastic way to indicate someone who is not very beautiful at all.

I do not understand why I get hit on by gay men more often than straight women, since men are supposed to be the one driven by appearance... For those of you who are unaware, I am of an unconventional beauty.

by Oxymoronica December 6, 2006

Unconscious Prom Night

What someone did during Prom hours when they did not attend Prom. Usually refers to people who could not afford to go to Prom or did not have a date.

Jackson : So what did you do during your unconscious prom night?
Chris : Oh... uhh... WoW, Dota... Pr0n.

by Solemn May 25, 2008

Unconscious bias

It's not real. You can't treat anyone differently based on their ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation without knowing. People know exactly what they're doing. The notion that unconscious bias exists contradicts the fact that people aren't taught racism when racism is a taught thing.

Unconscious bias is a myth, get over it!

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

the law of unconscious consent

If a girl would sleep with you while they're sober, but end up passing out due to alcohol or other reasons; it's still ok to have sex with them in their unconscious state.

"dude how did you get any action last night? she was passed out cold!"
"I used the law of unconscious consent!"

by eziggs18 July 18, 2009