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Unconstitutional

adjective - uhn-kon-sti-too-shuh-nl
1 When one does not get their way. Most often used by white, evangelicals during an election season.

similar words/phrases: saddened, disappointed, temper tantrum, sweet salty tears
opposite words/phrases: rational, fair, even-handed
Ex) Mr. Orange didn't win. This is clearly unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional by ElGalloMacho November 9, 2020
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Unconstitutional

when something is totally wack, unfair or irritating. Mainly used by college students at Saint Anselm College and made popular by Annemarie if you know her I’m jealous)
I can’t believe my teacher didn’t curve the test, that’s unconstitutional.

It’s below freezing, simply unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional by money15360 July 28, 2021

Unconstitutional

1. A law made my Congress that undermines the rule of law in the Constitution.

2. An action taken by the Executive Branch that goes against the rule of law in the Constitution.
The federal income tax is unconstitutional.
Unconstitutional by TCT March 28, 2008

morning unconstitutional 

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.
I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.
morning unconstitutional by R.H. January 15, 2008

Unconstipational 

A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."
Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."
Unconstipational by Adel7 January 3, 2008

Unconstitutionally Attractive 

This means whatever you want it to mean.
You’re an unconstitutionally attractive cloaca.
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