twobble

A stupid and incompetent person. Used when one wants to call someone a twat but is scared of offending them, so they mince their words and use this mild, but rather stupid, bit of slang. Occasionally used in Northern England, particularly Yorkshire and Lancashire.

"You thick twobble."
"What a stoopid fucking twobble."
"This school is full of twobbles."

by Lancashire Redneck November 17, 2004

Tworque

The twisting force of a popular dance move. The torque of a twerk.

We rocked the dance floor with unprecedented tworque.

by macklemoralist September 27, 2013

Torbjorn main

A noun
The one person on your team that sucks
You really want them off your team
Ladder matches are always thrown
Everyone hates them so much
Rodents of the game Overwatch

Gamer 1: Alright let’s pick a good team comp

Gamer 2: I’m a Torbjorn main so I’ll pick him

Gamer 1: Shut the hell up and leave the server

by Dysfunctionaltup February 24, 2019

twarbage

Garbage on twitter

Steph twittering a load of twarbage again...

by EasyLeesy March 13, 2009

twoback

A "twoback" is a woman with no visibly protruding breasts. See also: "flat as a board."

Lucy the twoback rarely goes on second dates.

"Is that a stop sign or a twoback?"

by snowshoesny September 26, 2009

Torben

Bier-Pong Gott

Digga who is that guy killing it on the Bier-Pong table?

That's Torben

by WitchKing 14 December 31, 2021

twoob

Twat+n00b=Twoob.
A very fun insult to use.

'Oh shut up you Twoob!'
'That guy from summer camp is such a twoob.'

by Shackalacka July 20, 2008