toofy

A person that is so cool and awesome and that can get the ladies :O

Wow man, you're a toofy!

by pwnt'd? January 11, 2005

toof

how you say toof with no teeth

what you mean i dont got no toog

by spear March 8, 2003

troof

What wiggers think black people say instead of truth

Wigger: OMG I saw that new Wiz kalifa vid omg it was so sick and dats the troof!

Blacker Person: Shut the fuck up

by oldschoolgangstaG August 25, 2011

twoofer

A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.

truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."

by uduserE102 May 14, 2013

twofingermagic

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.

Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.

by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010