tualatin

Tualatin's population is, in general, so physically attractive that they have no choice but to have sex almost continually. It is a pretty good town, but the commercial ventures suffer from the lack of interest in anything but sex. Sex shops are guaranteed to thrive, although the town is probably nearing its saturation level, so that may not be as profitable in the near future as it once was. An interesting fact about Tualatin is that it is the only walled city in the United States. The mayor implemented the enormous project in 2003 to stop ugly people from migrating into the city limits.

I got approval to go to Tualatin for spring break and it was crazy! I never knew I had so much cum built up inside of me!

by erOTic December 14, 2008

Tallahassee

A city located in Leon county Florida in the panhandle. This is the capital city of Florida and is home to two major state universities (FSU and FAMU) as well as a hand full of other colleges (TCC, Keiser, St Leo, Thomas, Barry, ITT, etc). The city is actually one of the most educated cities in Florida as over 50% of the population holds some sort of degree. There are plenty of things to do especially for college kids. A lot of music scenes and a lot of alcohol distributed to minors. Tallahassee was ranked the 2nd most pot loving city in America according to the Dailybeast. A lot of pot smokers in this city. The city is home to some 180,000 people and is bigger than many people think it is. The city is also, surprisingly, one of the fastest growing cities in the state. There are a lot of hood rats in this city and a lot of middle class folks. You have A LOT of transplant people from the South FL area (Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm, etc) whom are students going to either FSU, FAMU or TCC. Although the city is full of ghetto hood rats, it is pretty safe. There are sketchy parts of the city but don't let that fool you. You can feel safer walking at night here than say in Miami or Orlando. Tallahassee is also a very liberal place. The majority of folks here are Democrats as the local newspaper is called "The Tallahassee Democrat". The decent parts of the city are the North East section of the city. Good schools and great community involvement.

Tallahassee is a great place to live and go to school.

by pastoolio122 June 11, 2011

Tallahassee

Tallahassee - a/k/a "Tallahooterville" - is noted for its traffic jams during football season, drunk driving, Hooters contests, and tourists who come in from other southern states to contest presidential elections. Stay & experience the southern hospitality & be greeted Saturday mornings by a knock on your door from religious wingnuts who'll attempt to convert you and then, should you politely decline, condemn to the firey pits of hell. The newer State Capitol Building sits "proudly" at the bottom of Apalachee Parkway as one of the most phallic structures on the planet (replete with testi-like strucures, one to each side of the well, um. let's just call it the tallest, "Enzyte"-like building ever erected downtown). The restaurants that have palatable fare can be counted on half a hand, and once you're done going to the museum (which will take all of an hour it's so small), you won't have much else to do but eat, sigh, and avoid getting swarmed by mosquitos - the "state bird" (a joke that you'll hear at least 10x from the locals), although the more noteworthy bird appears to be the one tourists flip while driving away after they've discovered it was a complete waste of their free time to ever set foot in the place.

Their (insipid) slogan: "Keep it sassy, Tallahassee."
What their slogan should be:
"For pity's sake, whatever you do go farther south if you want to experience Florida; this place is the ass-end of Georgia."

by jbuggie July 19, 2009

Tolland

1. A small mountain town in Massachusetts thats home to a huge pot making industry.
2. A place where all the inhabitants are in the VFD and every house burns down because nobody cares.

Tolland is the gayest town ever

by tollandjunkie June 2, 2009

Tella

A beautiful short girl, resembling Tinkerbell. She has a great sense of humor, but Tellas seem to fall up stairs at an alarming rate.

You see that Tella there? She just fell up some stairs, the silly girl.

by Brandonnnnnnnnnnnn February 5, 2009

jethro tull

Progressive rock band that started in 1968 and is still recording today. Founded by frontman Ian Anderson (and last remaining original member), they are truely the best goddamned band EVER.

Famous for songs like "Aqualung", "Teacher", "Cross-eyed Mary" and albums like "Thick as a Brick".

Jethro tull is the greatest band to ever exist.
Ian Anderson: "The flute is a heavy metal instrument!"

Sitting on a Park Bench...

by lancelot323 May 13, 2007

Tula

Tula is the sexiest person you’ve ever met. But her perfection is unmatched not only in appearance but also in her kind heart and open mind. All in all Tula is the best person you’ll ever meet. She however has an unfortunate habit of being late everywhere she goes. But her habit of being late doesn’t hold up her life, just the people around her. She is also not defined by the Chilean drink or their name for the male genitalia!

I’m late, just like a Tula! I only wish I looked like one too!

by The tuka chark January 15, 2022