Leg ton

An individual suffering from pubescent compression of mass into lower extremities.

The leg ton's crossover was not stiffled by the wizardly defense of his opponent, but by the narrowness of the gap allowed by the swollen legs supporting him.

by ArqyleSnot May 29, 2019

Terra-Ton

An almost incomprehensibly large unit of measure. It equals exactly 10 metric fucktons, which as you no doubt know each equal 10 fuckloads. In other words, one terra-ton equals 10^2 fuckloads, making it one of the largest known measures of fuckweight.

Dude, that looks like it must weigh almost a terra-ton!

by natewl August 28, 2018

Won Ton

YOU WANT FIVE DORRA WON TON???

Won ton

by A Nigger Boy July 11, 2018

Gang ton

It's like a metric ton in the scale of shiznit

There's a Gang Ton of people in the dining facility at lunch on fridays.

Ssgt Peffer TM

by Hellaslowrs January 3, 2019

tons of bucks

A large amount of money

My taxi home last night cost me tons of bucks.

When my aunt died, I inherited tons of bucks.

by Matt’s Palmer November 1, 2022

Shit ton

A shit ton is a metric unit half as small as a fuck ton

I have a shit ton of goats!

by killy awfawfasfsaukjn;khggckfj July 21, 2016

Fuck Ton

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

by Laphanduh and vanilla slurpie May 3, 2008