Crack Thunder

When you fart loud enough to shake the earth beneath your feet and animals flee. It came and went with out a smell to be smelled. You know it to be CRACK THUNDER.

BOOM! what the hell was that? That was Crack thunder.

by Frank Wadels July 22, 2015

thunder stroke

The act of being jerked off by a woman who is being electrocuted,

hey man how was it last night with your girl ?

Dude Samantha’s using the thunder stroke method on me

What’s that ?

When she jerks You off with 250 volts running through her body

Wow ! That sounds stimulating

by Skellzmaster February 10, 2018

chunder thunder

noun
The deep reverberations heard from the bathroom when someone is puking their brains out after a night of drinking too much Smirnoff.

"Is chad alright? I can hear the chunder thunder all the way to my room."
"Yeah someone is taking care of him. He was trying to show off to all the railables, but that's what happens when you try to be the hero."

by SteezMonkey November 19, 2016

Thunder Jiggles

A super jiggly or naturally muscley jiggly thigh that is big in size and rumbles when the person is running. Primarily made for really good looking track girls.

"Man this track meet is awesome! Look at her thunder jiggles!"

by J.1 May 11, 2010

Grandma Thunder

1/3 Red Bull. 1/3 Grapefruit juice. 1/3 Dark rum.

Serve in highball glass with large ice cube.

"Why do they call it grandma thunder?"

"I have no idea. It tastes really good though."

by itsMOOPY April 5, 2010

Thighs of thunder

normal human thighs.

thighs of thunder are normal human thighs.

by 91lwt July 22, 2022

morning thunder

I highly audible fart experienced first thing when one awakes. Often characterised by it's lack of flavour, dry texture and longevity. Often gives a great feeling of satisfaction.

Ahhh, I feel better for that morning thunder'

by McGinty September 6, 2006