Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.

Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!

by Gobber May 28, 2012

touchaphobe

A person who has a fear of being touched by/touching other people.

You want a hug?
No way, I'm a touchaphobe!

by Joflex June 30, 2006

Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.

“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”

by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018

Thchongled

A whole other level of marijuana intoxication

I'm like fuckin thchongled right now

by alec skatez August 11, 2019

Tiuchism

Tiuchism

A religion from the Highland region of Scotland.
The rules of this religion include-
You must be able to speak Scottish Gaelic.
You may only watch BBC Alba.
You may only listen to Radio nan Gàidheal and Cuilinn FM on the Radio.
You have to own a croft and have sheep.
You may only where wellies.
You can only listen to Manran, Peat and Diesel, Skippinish, Runrig and any other band that has sung a Gaelic song.
You must play the Clarsach, Fiddle, Accordion or Pipes.
You must look down on English people.
You must eat porridge in the morning.
You must worship the saint of Gaelic, Arthur Cormack

"Tiuchism, Och aye"

by The_Teuchdar_Institution September 11, 2019

TheChoEra

has no parents

TheChoEra has no parents

by MilansDeadFather July 23, 2020

A touch of the Beebo's

A Touch of the 'beebo's':
The inability to take a shit in public.

Usually occurs when then person trying to drop the kids off at the pool know that other people will hear.

"Aw man, I can't go with you there, I've been dying all day but the seal just won't crack... I've got a touch of the Beebo's"

by Y-Bob July 14, 2009