Intrusive Therapy

An absolutely epic name for a band, and also an alternate ship name for Remus Sanders x Emile Picani.

Person #1: Bro are you going to that Intrusive Therapy concert?
Person #2: Of course man, they’re awesome.

by B0WT13S July 22, 2020

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

orlando curtis hess tharpe

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe is one of the best humans you will ever meet. Orlando is like a star, yea each star shines in its own way but with Orlando he out beats all the stars making him the brightest out of all of them. He is the cutes most funniest person you will meet and he is also very talented. Orlando also has the best pickup line and will make you laugh and fall in love with him more and more every day. He is easy to fall for and if you fall for him, he will never leave you mind. If you ever get a chance to meet or have him just love him with all your heart cause he return the favor one day and he makes a great bf/bsf

Orlando Curtis Hess Tharpe gives the best back hugs

by claudia vargas October 8, 2019

therapy

something i am in desperate need for but dont get because i don't care about my wellbeing

friend: hey amy, you should really consider getting therapy or something, you need help
me: nah i can't be arsed

by amypercy April 14, 2020

therapize

When a therapist or clinician does analysis on their friends or family.

Mom, don't therapize me! Keep your EMDR to yourself! I do not have PTSD!

by Rolling Thunder March 10, 2007

Ink Therapy

The action of being tattooed to achieve a therapeutic release.

I am having a bad week; I need ink therapy!

by BillieTheKid May 2, 2014