Something to be yelled (typically by a coach) at a person running VERY slowly. Often followed by: "Don't stop and play it on the way."
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1: An oral contraceptive in pill form, designed to be taken every 24 hours. Designed as a contraceptive only, with no STD-preventative properties. Suppresses hormones in such a way as to render the woman taking them temporarily infertile. Ortho Tricyclen and Ortho Cyclen are among the different kinds available.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.
2: Proof that there is a Deity, and that It loves us all.
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2.Built slightly out of whack, skewif, out of sync, not straight.
2.Built slightly out of whack, skewif, out of sync, not straight.
"You smell like you've been on the piss all night"
Boss- "That wall is on the piss, fix it"
Carpenter- "You need to speak to Johnny, he fucking built it"
Boss- "That wall is on the piss, fix it"
Carpenter- "You need to speak to Johnny, he fucking built it"
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this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
this quote also appears in the movie "Stand By Me" which was based off the book as "a pile of shit has a thousand eyes"
stated by character Teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of shit, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
"You four-eyed pile of shit!" Chris said.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
"The pile of shit has a thousand eyes." Teddy said gravely, and both Chris and I cracked up. Teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of Stephen King's short story anthology Different Seasons.
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Get the the pick of destiny mug.1: to warn a person about something after it is far too late for them to do anything about it
2: to attempt (generally poorly and without success) to cover up something (often done at the time of the commission of the act which is to be covered up or immediately after)
Etymology: "Kick the Pillow" is derived from a practice of Feudal Japan. It was considered dishonorable to kill a sleeping enemy, so a warrior would kick his enemy's pillow in order to wake him just before chopping off his head. This allowed the warrior to maintain his honor (at least by the literal letter of the rules) while preserving the advantage of taking an enemy completely unawares.
2: to attempt (generally poorly and without success) to cover up something (often done at the time of the commission of the act which is to be covered up or immediately after)
Etymology: "Kick the Pillow" is derived from a practice of Feudal Japan. It was considered dishonorable to kill a sleeping enemy, so a warrior would kick his enemy's pillow in order to wake him just before chopping off his head. This allowed the warrior to maintain his honor (at least by the literal letter of the rules) while preserving the advantage of taking an enemy completely unawares.
1: (Historical) The Japanese sent a telegram to their embassy in Washington D.C warning of their impending attack on Pearl Harbor, which was intended to be delivered to the US Government just minutes before their attack began. Unfortunately the ambassador was too slow in decrypting the message, and the US had already decalred war on Japan before he finished, so it was never delivered.
2: "I'm back. Gotta love taking long lunch breaks."
"Yeah, well the boss wants to see you in his office. Last week I heard him saying he was thinking about firing you for taking extended lunch breaks."
"Oh, fantastic! Thanks for kicking the pillow, jerk!"
3: "Surprise! My mother is moving in with us! She just pulled into the driveway."
"Thanks for kicking the pillow, honey."
(Guess who's not getting laid until she moves out?)
4: "You slept with her?!"
"Well... I did say I wanted to talk about seeing other people."
"Oh yeah, good job kicking the pillow."
2: "I'm back. Gotta love taking long lunch breaks."
"Yeah, well the boss wants to see you in his office. Last week I heard him saying he was thinking about firing you for taking extended lunch breaks."
"Oh, fantastic! Thanks for kicking the pillow, jerk!"
3: "Surprise! My mother is moving in with us! She just pulled into the driveway."
"Thanks for kicking the pillow, honey."
(Guess who's not getting laid until she moves out?)
4: "You slept with her?!"
"Well... I did say I wanted to talk about seeing other people."
"Oh yeah, good job kicking the pillow."
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