The Ketchup Rule
The Ketchup Rule by ThaBoy22 September 19, 2019
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The Kardashian Rule
if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
The Kardashian Rule by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
The Lee Rule
To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991
Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.
The Lee Rule by Coolhandchuck November 8, 2020
The Y rule
People who’s names start with y have to take pictures with polar bears when at the promenade. Per sir Thomas Edison’s rule.
The Y rule by Thomas Edison 123 December 4, 2020
The question rule
-Do you like pizza?
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first
-Do you?
-I asked you first
-Oh youre right
*Thinking: damn that was smart*
Due to the question rule they have to answer first
The question rule by SwagCutie March 10, 2021
The Homney Rule
The Homney rule is that just because a person is from a state doesn’t mean they will win it in a presidential election. Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney in the presidential election of 2012, lost his home state to incumbent Barack Obama. This is mainly due to Massachusetts being a “Solid Blue” state for democrats since around 1960. The Homney Rule also applies to Al Gore in 2000 and many other presidential candidates throughout history. The Rule’s name is in reference to HOme state and mitt roMNEY.
Just cause Ted Cruz is from Texas doesn’t mean he’s gonna win it in 2028, the Homney rule is known to hurt the republicans
The Homney Rule by Cupojo3 himself April 29, 2021
The Phantom Rule
The Phantom Rule by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021