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John A

Looves batman. John is the kind of person that will make every moment seem awkward. He is funny and very sweet. He is also super sexxxy even though he won't admit it. John makes you feel pretty when you feel like shit. He walks around in Batman tighty whities and sings freaking amazingly!;) he's also going to be one of your best friends!:)
no... it's John A.
by yoyoyo_14 October 21, 2011
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John

man with lots of money
guy 1: yo have you seen the rich guy
guy 2: yeah he's such a john
by tonyjeff May 10, 2018
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John

Egotistical Short Guy
Sort of Confident in himself

Known around the block
Just a guy you can hang out with
Asian
Hey John, how is it down there

Shut Up
by not john October 18, 2019
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John

The sweetest person you will ever meet in your life. John has a way of stealing your heart and making you blush almost instantly. John can typically be found giving advice or comforting his friends, family, or lover, and doing a great job at it. He puts his heart and soul into everything he does, and often always bounces back in tough situations. He has a huge heart, is honest, and always a great kisser. Johns are a fan of affection and snuggles so its best not to leave them too long without hugs else they'll get fussy. They're very snuggly and will coddle you any chance they have because of their caring nature.
Person 1: So uh hows john
Person 2: He's perfect <3
by BoiDafaqqq January 9, 2020
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John

a guy who just wasted your time
"i just wasted you time"- John
by raccaroni March 6, 2020
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John

A guy of very few word and is shy when you first meet him. He is very athletic and funny. John will open up to you if he feels he can trust you and knows that you will be there fro him. John has many friends but keeps only a handful close to him. He is tall brown hair brown eyes and has a smile that will make your heart melt he doesn't like a lot of girls so if he likes you count yourself lucky. If you have a john in your life don't let him go because if you do it will haunt you forever
Carley : Why are you smiling
Quinn : Because I have a John in my life
by a good writer November 10, 2018
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John

Book smart but his common sense is low. He’s obsessed with jack grealishs calves and is convinced he’s built like Cristiano Ronaldo. He’s very fruity even though he says he’s straight. He wants to adopt a kid so hit him up.
John says he has muscular legs 🦵.
by Microwaved pop tart November 17, 2021
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