Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022

Greek Fountain

When 2 guys who are crossing swords ejaculate at the same time.

When we cross swords you should pace yourself so we can do a greek fountain.

by blacklodgebob February 4, 2016

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

fountain of youth

two vomiting kids left and right

"i cannot come to the party, Dan. I have a fountain of youth situation at home."

by Krkič October 28, 2019

friendly fountain

Three friends sitting in a row, two outer friends interlock fingers and stroke middle friends penis while pouring lube into top of interlocked fingers

Billy, Joe, and bob were arrested at the movie theatre the other night after they were caught red handed in the middle of a friendly fountain during the premiere of broke back mountain

by Timtimtimmy May 15, 2016

Fountain of Glory

Expressing ones self in such a way as to have ejaculate explode into ones mouth.

Patrick was so excited he created a fountain of glory for all to see

by Pm12345678 December 18, 2011

Fountain Mouth

The extreme salivation that usually sets in as a precursor to vomiting. Normally occurs during an extreme night of drinking, such as after a harsh shot or one beer bong too many.

I'd had like 13 beers, and I was doin fine. Then, Joe brought me the shot of Jack. As soon as I downed it, the Fountain Mouth kicked in, and I knew I was done. Next stop; Puke City.

by MikeyMxCx August 14, 2009