dickhead joe

the ugliest person alive.he lies about everything.has a shrimp of a dick.And cheats on everyone he dates

omg dickhead joe is so ugly he cheated on me

by uglyassjoe May 30, 2018

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 03, 2022

Urban Dickhead

Any person that conjoins two words in an effort to attempt to be funny or clever and submits this failure to Urban Dictionary.com

Nick: Only an urban dickhead would use a word like "Procrasturbating".

Robbie: "Shes surfing medical websites looking for diseases except the obvious, the common flu. What a cyberchondriac."
Nick: What an urban dickhead, you are.

by Metrosexuwell February 04, 2010

dickhead sam

A Dickhead Sam is a guy who is a total man whore. He is known to be an ass and a trash person who will do anything for nudes

"He was being Dickhead Sam, as per usual"

by That One Wet Fart February 12, 2018

dickhead dave

1. commonly used nickname for a dickhead called david.

Daa wanksta massif: hey look its dickhead dave.
Sexy bitch: hes got a tiny wang.

by daa wanksta massif May 29, 2008

dictionary dickhead

Dictionary Dickhead (Noun) A poster who uses ever-more-detailed demands for definitions of the words used by other posters to prevent anyone else from discussing a topic he cannot understand.

That thread was almost fun, apart fro the 17 posts made by our favorite dictionary dickhead.

by Pinkie_Flamingo October 24, 2011

swanny dickhead.

like dickhead, but far stronger. implying they are as dick headdy as a swan (which are very dickheaddy)

"You swanny fucking dickhead!!!"
"My mate jebbsy is a swanny dickhead."
"yeah, good one swanny"
"geg out of my cheb, swanny"

by Dave Wood February 26, 2007