The 12th General Order of a Sentry - Navy

The Navy, like the Marine Corps, has 11 published General Orders of a Sentry.

However, since the first orr dipped into the water, Sailors have been smart-asses, if you give us 11 refined General Orders, we will give you back a vulgar 12th.

The 12th General Order of a Sentry is:
To walk my beat and beat my meat and fuck everything with in 15ft,
And Sir/Ma'am you are too fucking close!

This Definition is circa 1981, Naval Recruit Training Center, San Diego CA.

How the phase The 12th General Order of a Sentry - Navy , would be used
Officer: Recruit what is your 12th General Order !
Recruit: Sir/Ma'am, My 12th General Order is .... !

by FuzzyNavy May 24, 2018

Dawn of the 16th

1. The animation by SAD-ist in where Tommyinnit, WilburSoot, Technoblade, and co. take on Jschlatt and Dream. In the end, Wilbur ends up destroying L'manburg, and Technoblade spawns in 2 withers.

2. The morning when the above definition happened.

"Dude, have you seen that new Dawn of the 16th animation by SAD-ist?"

by Le Carrot boi January 19, 2021

The 16th

a date that dream smp fans both dread and are exited for because something big always seems to land on the 16th of each month

person a, a dsmp fan: hey what's the date?
person b: the 16th of december, why?
person a: FUCK

person b: visible concern

by imconstantlyconfused January 20, 2021

The 1975

Undoubtedly the defining indie band of the 2010’s - Matty Healy’s unhinged, provocative and witty lyricism coupled with his and George’s stellar production results in an inexplicable sensation of pure bliss. It’s also important to mention the brilliance of Adam’s guitar licks, and Ross’ funkadelic bass lines. In spite of the band’s undeniable excellence, they are widely misunderstood, and without close examination, Matty’s lyrics can often be seen as pretentious spiel, despite being some of the most earnest and sincere writing ever heard by humanity. Long live The 1975.

Cayden: Mate, have you heard the 1975’s new album; Being Funny in a Foreign Language?
Sam: Yes boss! It’s fucking brilliant - Happiness is honestly one of the most uplifting and beautifully composed numbers I have ever heard!

by johnnybrasco August 17, 2023

The 18 Sigma Rules

sigma rule #1: You didn't fail them, they failed you
sigma rule #2: A chance you can take is a chance you will take
sigma rule #3: Intimidation is never unnecessary
sigma rule #4: Never say it's a joke
sigma rule #5: Never be anything besides True Neutral
sigma rule #6: Manipulation is never evil just because everyone hates it
sigma rule #7: Comprehend the behavior of everyone and how they can be sensitive
sigma rule #8: Treat everyone like a child
sigma rule #9: Ratio your way out of everything
sigma rule #10: Offend them
sigma rule #11: Psychological Warfare
sigma rule #12: Gain trust
sigma rule #13: Do not complain, accept it
sigma rule #14: Let your enemy underestimate you
sigma rule #15: If you can't beat them in combat, gaslight and break their mentality
sigma rule #16: Trauma is an invalid excuse
sigma rule #17: You are not mentally strong if you're easily offended
sigma rule #18: Do it now, not later

"You are not following The 18 Sigma Rules."

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Friday the 13th

A day when everything fucks up and goes to totally opposite of what it usually does.

A time for hockey masked wearing pyschos to slaughter unsuspecting victims.

"Its Friday the 13th!"

by Bleh-blah May 12, 2003

Run the 1s

Slang for a one on one fight; alternate spelling of "Run the ones." Denver youth often run the ones with "Dirtz" or "Do-Dirts" which are boxing gloves they carry with them, often at their jeans back pockets.

After running the 1s you might have to "run the twos" (run it back)."

That boy was trippin so I told him run the 1s cause today I got time cuz!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023