Definitions by johnnybrasco

The 1975 

Undoubtedly the defining indie band of the 2010’s - Matty Healy’s unhinged, provocative and witty lyricism coupled with his and George’s stellar production results in an inexplicable sensation of pure bliss. It’s also important to mention the brilliance of Adam’s guitar licks, and Ross’ funkadelic bass lines. In spite of the band’s undeniable excellence, they are widely misunderstood, and without close examination, Matty’s lyrics can often be seen as pretentious spiel, despite being some of the most earnest and sincere writing ever heard by humanity. Long live The 1975.

Cayden: Mate, have you heard the 1975’s new album; Being Funny in a Foreign Language?

Sam: Yes boss! It’s fucking brilliant - Happiness is honestly one of the most uplifting and beautifully composed numbers I have ever heard!

The 1975 by johnnybrasco August 21, 2023

The 1975 

Undoubtedly the defining indie band of the 2010’s - Matty Healy’s unhinged, provocative and witty lyricism coupled with his and George’s stellar production results in an inexplicable sensation of pure bliss. It’s also important to mention the brilliance of Adam’s guitar licks, and Ross’ funkadelic bass lines. In spite of the band’s undeniable excellence, they are widely misunderstood, and without close examination, Matty’s lyrics can often be seen as pretentious spiel, despite being some of the most earnest and sincere writing ever heard by humanity. Long live The 1975.

Cayden: Mate, have you heard the 1975’s new album; Being Funny in a Foreign Language?
Sam: Yes boss! It’s fucking brilliant - Happiness is honestly one of the most uplifting and beautifully composed numbers I have ever heard!

The 1975 by johnnybrasco August 17, 2023

HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

HMP Five Wells by johnnybrasco January 7, 2022

H Way 

H Way or, H Block, is the slang/street name for English council estate, Hemmingwell in Wellingborough. The term is often used in songs by grime artists and rappers in the area.

Yo my ends is H Way fam or, Bruv mans from H Block innit

H Way by johnnybrasco July 11, 2019

Kingsway

A rough council estate in Wellingborough (probably the 3rd roughest, Queensway being 2nd and Hemmingwell being 1st.) Priory Road, Abbey Road, Jubilee Crescent and Berrymoor Road are the roughest roads on the Kingsway estate.

Kingsway is a council estate in Wellingborough

Kingsway by johnnybrasco June 14, 2019

Hemmingwell 

A rough council estate in Wellingborough. The type of place where you have to check all 4 wheels are on your car when you leave. That is of course if your car it’s self is still there. Hemmingwell goes from The Pyghtle/Ridgeway to the Finedon Road Industry.

Hemmingwell is very dangerous!

Hemmingwell by johnnybrasco June 13, 2019

Irchester 

A small village in Wellingborough full of crime and drugs. If you go to the country park I would recommend keeping your car chained to a pole/tree, yep gypsies. Also take a look down the local “rec” and you’ll see more graffiti then you would in South Central LA.

You from Wellingborough Town Centre? Nah fam I’m from the ghetto suburb Irchester ennit blud.

Irchester by johnnybrasco December 16, 2018