tears

The English equivalent of the 😂 emoji. Often used in conjunction with "lol" by passive-aggressive people.

"Lol, I stayed up all night finishing an essay, but I just found out the deadline isn't for another week!! Tears."

by Jo Sarian July 5, 2018

Tadarion

The realist nigga alive

There goes Tadarion

by Yeahttjjj December 7, 2019

Tears of My Enemies

noun. a delightful beverage to be sipped while cackling evilly or just fun to watch as they stream down the cheeks of the broken wretches you have utterly defeated. These may be gathered after activities such as revealing a bun in the oven is your doing, opening a giant can of whoop-ass or targeting an uncooperative captive's homeworld with planet-destroying lasers from a fully armed and operational battlestation.

"I don't always drink the Tears of My Enemies but when I do.. I hear their dying echoes.."

by GoinRoje May 5, 2021

the tear of the goofy goober

The tears of spongebob and Patrick that short circuited the wiring at shell city and brought them back to life.

Look! It be the tear of the goofy goobers!

by Alastus June 21, 2016

Vomit tear

A tear that is shed during a more heroic vomiting episode. Often a single tear.

How's my face paint? I had a solid puke and shed a vomit tear or two

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 16, 2017

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

Tearing it off

1. An extreme session of masturbation brought on by being male.

see tugging: The more intense form of "tugging it".

I haven't seen Fahim in a couple days. He must be tearing it off.

by Coinsmith August 13, 2010