masturbation techniques

The act of sexually pleasing oneself skillfully. With hand motions bands lubricants dolls toys.

John really knows how to please himself he has good masturbation techniques

by Vaillanco May 20, 2014

The Anirudh technique

Basically a very gay way of making a sandwich by which the person doing it applies everything with his dick.

Lewis made a sandwich using The Anirudh technique

by Ricesanwhich4 May 18, 2018

The Honey Badger Technique

As your getting ready to eat out a girl you pull out your hidden honey badger and let it work it's magic.
Warning: may cause irreversible damage to a females reproductive organs.

Yea I'm planning on surprising my girl with the honey badger technique tonight.

I spent the night in the hospital with my girlfriend, safe to say she didn't like the honey badger technique.

by Kunmed shmahari March 30, 2018

scatter technique

A technique used by a man to pick up women to try and get laid, where the man asks woman after woman if she wants to go home with him until one of them says yes. He will usually get slapped a lot but it eventually works.

Example A:
Guy 1: I don't stand a chance at getting laid. These ladies here are too uptight.
Guy 2: Just try the scatter technique. You're guaranteed to succeed eventually.

Example B:
Guy 1: I tried the scatter technique and it worked on the eleventh woman. I got slapped by the first ten.
Guy 2: Was it worth it?
Guy 1: You betcha. It's always guaranteed to work.

by deepspace10 December 14, 2012

Disco technique x

Created by Órlaith
An ancient technique where one lures other players to the disco near flush factory. Then one attacks the other player and kills them mid floss x

Yo did you use disco technique x in that game ?

by Lovethediscotechnique123 June 7, 2018

Beyblade technique

When you pull on the anal beads really fast, while your partner is sitting on rotating chair.

"Perform the beyblade technique on me papi"

by EpicPogWeed69Xx December 11, 2020

RDSS technique

Also known as RDSS method

Randomly Do Some Stuff Technique -

Method of production in which an untrained artist/worker performs wildly random acts in order to produce a good product or outcome through pure, indiscriminate chance. The term is sometimes used to cover the worker's lack of knowledge.

• I am so sorry the veal was such a disappointment. I think the cinnamon and dill combination ruined the taste despite the fact that I closely followed the RDSS technique in preparation.

• We were able to repair your hard drive using a proprietary RDSS method.

by Rockum January 3, 2022