techno boner

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

by Psypher October 19, 2004

techno

A music genre that is hated by many because it usually has no lyrics, but if you use it as the background music for today's latest rap, pop, or country song, people will be dancing and whistling to the tune for months on end, and not realize that they are enjoying the EXACT SAME type of music they insist on claiming they hate.

Most people who hate techno are fucking hypocrites, since much of the music in the Top 40 chart uses techno music in the background.

by hmmm June 28, 2004

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

techno face

The snarling motion of your lip when you hear some hard/emotional/unbelievable techno music.
The suprised look of awe when you hear something amazing for the fist time in a techno track.
The look you have when a DJ is hitting that button in your gut.

Oh my god look at his/her techno face.
Let me see your techno face.
This is my techno face.
Usually captured by random photos.

by mattie mossmoss June 30, 2006

Technoblade never dies

When something or someone is gone, but the legacy they left is still there.

My favorite youtuber stopped uploading, but I guess Technoblade never dies.

by Hyacinth123 October 28, 2022

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

by firahz May 13, 2005

technotwt

a loving and accepting subtwt. it's not perfect (because it's twitter, what the hell did u expect) but everyone tries their best to be kind to each other. its definitely not as toxic as other dsmp subtwts, and u can actually have a nice and civil conversation with them! and no, they're not all white, most people in technotwt are poc so antis stfu <3

person 1 : hey are u from technotwt?
person 2 : yeah

person 1 : wanna passionately kiss?

by techno's elbow July 20, 2021