quantum-tasking

To do more shit at one time than humanly possible.

Friend; What up bro?
Resonse; Are you kidding. Been quantum-tasking to get homework done and keep the boss happy..

by Sparky286 December 20, 2014

day trashing

A slang synonym for working. Typically used on ranches when referring to ranch work.

Day trashing at the 6666 is tough work but a heck of a lot of fun.

My first time day trashing was yesterday and this morning was needless to say, a rough one.

by Ranchgirl91 May 12, 2016

Semi-tasking

To do multiple tasks at once, not really putting in much concentration nor effort.

I had so much to do yesterday that I was only semi-tasking most of it, so I basically got nothing done.

by Shortimous April 21, 2018

Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.

Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job

by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018

Wine tasting

When a man with an uncircumcised penis has sex with a woman on her period. In reference to how a uncircumcised penis has dick cheese and menstrual blood is red like wine.

"Did you hear Jared is uncircumcised?"
"Yea, apparently Linda doesn't mind."
"Hasn't she been on her period?"
"I guess they've been doing a bit of wine tasting."

by Nails&dice January 14, 2024

skin tasting

The act of covering your elbow in peanut butter and having your dog like it off, whilst masturbating to the feeling

John: did you hear Noah was skin tasting yesterday?
Taylor: Yeah I saw the video, it was amazing.

by ClaxMcb meatrider March 21, 2024

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025