Taffy Stretching

The excessive stretching of buttholes, vaginas, and nipples until a complete loss of elasticity.

Theo: Dude did you just shit your pants?

Sam: Yeah sorry guys I got a little out of hand with taffy stretching my asshole.

by Banana Hammie May 05, 2020

Raffy Taffy

A geeked ahh mf, who thinks hes a lone sigma because of his inferior intellect, unlikelyness to gojo, and his unavoidable ego, Ego???? Blue lock??? Blue lock has taught me so much about good motivation to become the best and how to achieve it. I think being an "egoist" is the mindset you should have if you wanna become the best at something, whether it's real sports or just video games. Relying on your team just brings you down to their level and you are just limiting yourself instead of becoming better. even if you lose because of them you do not blame them, cause if you would've been better you would've won. All of this makes sense to me now cause now that you think about it, all these pro players never relied on their own teammates, instead they relied on their own skills. Like lebron might be a passer but he is simply using his own skill and using his teammates. That's how these players got to the top. After you reach the top maybe then you would rely on your teammates that's on your level, but as you're growing, you just focus on yourself.

Raph: bro you can nyat be serious rn bro
me: aight just lemme get some of that raffy taffy
Raph: 😛😝😝

by sped79 October 13, 2024

taffy candy

very good candy

do you like taffy candy?

by woserz February 04, 2018

Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.

Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.

by Charles Texx September 10, 2009

Pulling taffy

When it is very hot outside and you’re sweating so bad that one testicle sticks to one leg and the second testicle sticks to the other leg. Then when you walk your scrotum looks like beef jerky in a taffy pulling machine.

Man I’m going to need the gold bond extra I’m pulling taffy so bad!

by April 11, 2023

Cum taffy

Cum taffy is a stretchy partialy solid glob of cum which is stretchy like taffy

Jimmy: I pulled a 4 foot cum taffy piece from my cum sock.
Scott: how long was that there for.

by Cumcoconigger May 12, 2021

graveyard taffy

Nothing: absolutely nothin

You can’t even use is in anyway that makes sense

Creator: John Riley XVCI
Troop: Paoli 1

-A fine delicacy richer than gold
Creator: Sir Vines VXII

Cry Guy: “Aye Do y’all have any graveyard Taffy?”
Joey Ame Guy: “Yo yo yo, check me out”

by Black lives matter July 08, 2019